Tuesday, May 14, 2013

OHMERGERD WER TERLIN JERKS

first off- FUCK THAT MEAN?!
 Once said by a very perturbed, yet inquisitive Kanyeezy. 
Unrelated: I'm not going to apologize for the long absence in writing. 
1. Im not the apologetic type. 
2. The only shmucks who read this were probably very excited to longer have to listen to me incessantly remind them to read my blog. "it's really good," 
3. "It's not just some whiney quasi-insightful, self-boner licking diary about how much wisdom my recently graduated dumbass can teach you with wordy-wordword-wordwordwords."
4. C'mon SHOES!
5. I work in corporate and can only describe my job for me as being unsuitable, but then I'd also be lying
6. BECAUSE I WORK IN A FUCKING SUIT!
7. GET IT!?
8. August 5th I will be telling stand up jokes.
9. My work sent me an ipad for showing clients buttfucking whatever but the best use I've found for it is playing games while I poop for an hour to avoid our office without air conditioning.
10. accidental racism is real.

SO Yippy yappy yay I'm back. More angry tirades about my retard of a part timer I have to deal with, while not letting make me racist. Yes he is black, but I don't hate him because he is black. I just hate him. Also insights and histories into the ancient and incredibly not secret order of the Cat Lady. and their rivalry with the league of ladies who just recently had babies.  How to's such as how to train your parents. Containing such important lessons like "shitting with the door closed,". 

So get ready, cause this shits about to get heavy.

 and of course we are going to change the name, and we are open to suggestions

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