FREEEDOM!

So we had to change the name again… Someone, not naming names, couldn’t keep a job. So we have a temporary stand in “These are Words” because I’m sure what ever we finally decide to make the title it will probably be formed by words in some sort of discriminate order. The unique situation my life has become has allowed me to do a lot of exploration and discovery. What with all the time, and lack of responsibility one’s life hastily becomes a joke unless justifications can be conjured. The following is a short list of useful things to do when going through a transition.

" I was booooooooorn on a riva!"

1.  Make sure to tell everyone that you feel “truly free” for the first time in your life. Yes, the heavy shackles of a well paying job, have been shattered emancipating you from your conventional prison. Your struggles were hard and you can now raise your clenched fist high in solidarity with other notable long time imprisoned and enslaved Nelson Mandela, those three girls in a Cleveland basement, and Frederick Douglas.

This guy is a god of Hip Hop,
and Pogonotrophy

2. Grow a beard! You now have time for profound thoughts, and your going to need something to run your fingers through looking oh so pensive. Besides razors are a convention of the past not for forward thinkers like you.

3. Your going to be doing a lot of intense, introspective composing over an indefinite amount of time. I cannot stress how important proper sleep and rest will be for this. One should not wake till 10:00 A.M. At least! If one gets up sooner make sure to play candy crush and stretch passively till noon.

4. Try new things. Hiding your tears in the pulsating rains of your shower can become so hum drum. Try crying in public bathrooms, in drive-throughs, or the back of a matinee Tyler Perry Movie.

5. If you have been following this everyone by now knows that you have made this change actively, and out of your own efforts so that you can pursue more important things. Next make sure to work into conversations how wasteful the world is. Water, food, clothes, etc. excess all going to waste. This way they will understand your choice to now shop goodwill, and eat only ramen noodles, and PBJ

6. Become a modern day Robin Hood. Notice the serious imbalance of wealth in your immediate surroundings, and do something about it! Even your family members and friends have become lost to modern greed thanks to our materialistic society. Help show them a better way by removing their temptations and redistributing them to those in need. Remember your doing the righteous thing.

7. You’re abundance of time will allow you to achieve certain tasks that in other situations would be impossible. Doing period studies of current Media is highly encouraged if the right resourced are available (HBO Go, and Netflix).

8.Protest Something! Pick something and run with it. The more obscure the target the better. “The lack of media attention toward Racial profiling of gay penguins’ habitat destruction from fracking is really appalling.”

9. Since you have established your distaste for luxury in favor of a more natural and meaningful lifestyle anything you have, or within your parents household should be sold. The money can be used to set up a charity fund for your self-esteem. It most likely is going through a low point and can use all the illicit substances possible to give it the real kick in the butt to get back up.

10. If you have been following this list you can then fully commit to one of the most pious and transcendent endeavors possible. Join the Urban-Camping movement.

These are just a few of the things one can try during your transition period. Also one can start a blog. You probably have a lot of important things to say to the Internet, and the Internet wants to hear. Lastly remember: you’re only unemployed if you’re trying to find a job.